The magician

I know of a magician who's magic has never worked with me. He is annoyingly in my life on a daily basis and I think that he is here to stay. I would like to say that we have a very unique friendship and on this basis I requested him to say a few words on the greatness of our platonic and very sincere relationship. He hurriedly sent me a few words, of course I will leave you to judge how accurate he is, however I do not agree with any of it, even though he did make me smile with his sick sense of humour!

Profile : Aynah
Likes : Card Making, Coffee, Ebaying, puffing
Dislikes : Exercise, Sport

Aynah is a cross between Carrie from Sex in the city and Ghandi, in which I mean she is a hip girl who loves coffee shops and bags but has deep religious views. I hope you werent thinking that she is a bit of a slut with a bald head. She certainly doesn't have a bald head…...

I ask myself:

Could she become a female escort.
This is a tricky one, Aynah would undoubtedly hand make an invitation to the client and make sure the house was spotless, but when it came to any action, would puff before, after and during

What would she do if she had a winning lottery ticket?She would spend a week looking through her filofax/purse for it, then give it all away.

Is she a good friend?
Well yes, exceptional and even if she wasn't, she is a good person to know as may get a heads up if the extremists want to bomb my house.

Does she have any secrets?
Yes lots and lots.

Would she make a good secret agent?
She would love the bit when it comes to sitting in coffee shops, other than that, rubbish.

Is her blog a waste of time?Most certainly not, I will tune in regularly